I love water.

That's really all I have to say.  I could live under water for the rest of my life, (provided I had gills and, well, the general ability to live under water for the rest of my life...).  I would rather swim in a pool of water any day over a pool of mushroom soup, which happens to be my favourite soup, in case you were wondering.

When it comes to ordering bevies, I prefer water.  It's not that I'm cheap, although I am a 'pegger, so I kind of am, I just like the taste. I don't even need lemons or limes or all those other sweet things to make it taste better.

It doesn't need to taste better.  It already does.

But then there's the whole scientific aspect.  Our bodies are made up of about 65% water, which needs to be replenished constantly.  We need eight to twelve 8-oz glasses of water a day.

And there you have it--you've gone and complicated everything with math.  Don't get me wrong, I like math; so much so, that I will often try to do long-division in my head simply for the sake of doing long-division in my head.

But drinking shouldn't be a science, it should be a pleasure...

...and that's why I'm an artist.

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