Mmm, Crystal Gravy. So gross looking, yet so clear, so crystal, so refreshing! And that's how I feel right now. Kind of refreshed. I know that I am dead and exhausted, beaten down and overworked (and incredibly underpaid--I'm a student, it costs me to do homework (that's the "gross looking part of being gravy)), but I feel like I can actually manage all that's coming at me. Maybe, just maybe I'll survive it.
Ha, who am I kidding? Of course I'll survive! I lived through my grade 8 band trip (which I was told not to fall asleep on, because I wouldn't be waking up! Gah! Can you believe that? Death threats in grade 8? Really? But don't you girls think for an instant that I regret winning that badminton game that started it all!). I survived a rollover car accident. Thrice we rolled, and I actually walked away. Litterally. We were stranded 10 or 15 miles from civilization in November, so if I wanted to get anywhere, I had to walk. And what a beautiful sight Kenora was in the end (and yes, Charles, I forgive you for destroying my car. You're lucky I hadn't named him yet.). I even survived my journey through time, back to good old 1955 when I met my parents and my mom started falling in love with me and my dad was kind of a loser, but I brought them together anyway at the Under the Sea Dance and restored the lives of my brother, my sister and me.
Erm, wait a minute, maybe that last one wasn't me, but it sounds like something I did...
Hmm. Hoverboards. Remember when people started saying that they were real and were being sold for millions of dollars? I think I wanted one; I'm not really sure. I know my husband did, at least according to him 20-some years later, but I don't know if I did. I probably didn't because everyone else wanted one and I was going through my "do anything to be different" stage.
Enough! I should be talking about Crystal Gravy! That's the one thing I am really looking forward to. Just finish this current assignment, and I can bathe in Crystal Gravy if I want to!
Of course I wouldn't, because that's just gross and the stuff also isn't highly available. Hmm, that could be a problem.