The following is not a list of complaints, but rather a list of facts:
-I have a headache
-I have a fever of 102.1
-I have bronchitis
I also don't have any cravings right now. That's cool. No desire for anything salty or sweet--just the refreshing taste of pure unbottled water. Mmm. Delish. Thank you Britta, you've been my constant companion for many-a-days. (One of the best wedding shower gifts we got.)
I'd say more, but my eyes are heavy and my head is bobbing, and the next thing I know, I'll be muttering jibberish in keyboardian.
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Whoops! Too late. That's my cue to pop another Advil and take a nap. Mmm, sleep.